Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Why Drink Dumb Beer?

US: Double IPA, Scotch Porter, Imperial Stout, Vienna Lager....

THEM: Crisp. Clean. Budweiser.

US: Oatmeal Stout, American Pale Ale, German Hefe-weizen, Belgian Dubbel, Märzen....

THEM: Miller Lite. Great taste, less filling.

US: Baltic Porter, Chocolate Stout, English Bitter, Barleywine, Strong Ale, Belgian Tripel....

THEM: Coors Light. Rock on.

US: Czech Pilsner, American Wheat, Amber Ale, Brown Ale, Rye Beer, Rauchbier, Lambic, Saison, Witbier, Milk Stout, Altbier, Schwarzbier, Doppelbock, Cream Ale, Gueuze, Scotch Ale........

Everything else in our society is being dumbed down to the lowest common denominator. Why drink dumb beer?

1 comment:

Annie & John said...

That's what I've been trying to say! Thanks for the reminder on variety :)